April 2009
12 posts
“Shut ‘cha ass UP… Shut THAT ASS UP !!”
– Mother to her 3 year old in Emeryville, CA
Pelosi: I invite you to Washington DC --I will give you a tour of the congress.
6th grade student: you gonna pay for it?
(laughter)
my mom calls my cell...
me: hello?
mom (speaking to my sister): [inaudible] ... don't know, and all i hear is static.
me: mom? hello?
mom: what was that?
me: a ringback tone
mom: a what?
me: a ringback tone.. instead of a ring..
mom: what are you talking about?
...
My mom's response to my ANTHRAX attack →
Sent my mom a birthday card with baking powder inside… This is what I get back…
